【暴雪的幽默】WAR3兵种搞笑台词

鼠标左键选中一个兵，狂点一阵，会有意料外的词出现，选了些比较好笑的发上来


大G:
- Poke, poke, poke, is that all you do? 戳戳戳，你就会干这个吗？
- Me so horned, me hurt you long time! 我有角，我会伤到你的哦
- Me no sound like Yoda, do I? 我听起来不象尤达（星战），（以尤达的口气）是吗？
- It not easy being green... (用唱的) 绿皮肤可不简单哟～

猎头
- Schoo wanna buy a cigar? (Schoo = you美式英语的俚语) 你想来只烟吗？
- Say hello to my little friend.跟我的小朋友说声好

牛头人
- Do not push me, or I wil impale you on my horns! 别推我，要不我会用我的角顶你
- Got Milk? 要奶吗？
- Hey, what are these letters burned on my ass? 嗨，在我PP上印的什么字？

风骑士
- Peter! I can fly! Peter，我会飞了！
- Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's ME! 看天上，那是一只鸟，那是一架飞机，那是我！

SM祭祀
- You ever get hit by lightning where the sun don't shine?你曾在没有太阳的地方被雷击过吗？ (接着听到闪电声)
- Raindrops keep falling on my head! (唱) 雨水不停落在我的额头~~
- Electrifying! 放电！

巨魔巫医
- It's a cook book. A cook book! 这是一本烹调书，一本烹调书！

剑圣
- Twin blade action, for clean, close shave everytime! 看我的双刀流……每次都可以把脸刮的很干净~（剔须刀)
- Wasabi! (日语)芥末

先知
- Outlook not so good. 前景不太理想(Outlook Express不用多说了，微软开发的一款软件)


UD
侍僧
- All I see is blackness... Oh, my hood's down. 我见到无尽的黑暗…噢，我的头巾掉下来了
- Would you like to know the secret to eternal happiness? Page 246. 想知道永恒的幸福的秘密吗？翻到246页(大概指的某本书 目前无法考证)

蜘蛛
- Last week my top half was on the Discovery channel. 上星期我的上半身出现在《探索频道》
- And my bottom half was on Animal Planet. 而下半身出现在《动物星球》
- My ass always gets bloated during my spin cycle! 我吐丝的时候PP都肿起来了！
- I like chicks that are into bandage! 我喜欢绷带绑起来的小鸡(chick美国俚语中有未成年少女的意思 [s:111])

憎恶
- Us dead sexy! 我们贼性感！

亡灵巫师
- Right click for hot, undead action! 点右键观看亡灵热舞秀

女妖
- I hate you, I hate you... call me! 我恨你，我恨你……（语气一转）给我打电话(分明是在和男友吵架)

恐惧之王
- If I have wings, why am I always walking? 既然我有翅膀，为什么我总是步行？
- (电话铃声) Yes? Arrgghh! For the last time, I''m a Dread Lord, not a Drug Lord! 喂？啊！！我说最后一次，我是一个恐怖魔王，不是毒品王！
- This is not a dress, it''s the standard Dread Lord uniform!这不是一般的服装，这是恐怖魔王标准套装！
- Dress to kill! Blah! 是穿来杀人的！废话！
- (电话铃声) Yes? Darkness, hey, what''s up? The Demon Hunter left you a message? No, I don''t have his number. 喂？黑暗之王吗？嗨，情况如何？恶魔猎手给你留了条短信？哦，不，我没有他的号码。
- And then, after I overthrow this fool... Oh! Hello! I didn''t know you were there. 然后，我揭穿这个笨蛋……啊，喂，我不知道你在那

巫妖
- I hear that banshee's a real screamer! 我听见女妖还真是能喊哪！
- You are the Weakest Link, goodbye! 你是最烂的链接，再见

NE
弓箭手
- Ewww, I''m all a quiver! E……我根本是个箭袋子
- I'm not just some plucky girl you can string along! 我不是那种轻浮的你随便就可以泡上的女孩
- My release date''s been changed! 我的发售日期延期了(....暴雪自嘲)

树妖
- Doh!(音乐之声看过吧 里面那首著名的歌多来迷)
- Fear the fearsome fury of the forest fawn!为森林小鹿可怕的愤怒而恐惧吧(英文的绕口令)
- I'm not in season!(各位自己想象吧)

利爪德鲁伊
- Can't... stop... dancing!情不自禁的跳舞 (音乐响起)

恶魔猎手
- Darkness called, ... but I was on the phone, so I missed him. I tried to call back Darkness, but his machine picked up. I yelled: "Pick up the phone Darkness", but he ignored me. Darkness must have been screening his calls. 黑暗之王一度召唤我，……但我在打电话，所以我错过了。我试着回拨给他，但只听到录音留言。我喊道：“拿起电话呀，黑暗之王”，但是他不理我。黑暗之王一定是屏蔽了他的电话。

丛林守护者
- Free rides for the ladies MM免费骑哦

HUM
农民
- You're the King? Well I didn''t vote for you. 你是国王？我可没有投票给你

步兵
- Uncle Lothar wants YOU! 洛萨大叔需要你！（洛萨是人类国王）
注:美国的征兵口号是Uncle Sam wants YOU(山姆大叔需要你)

火枪
- I can't shoot straight unless I've had a pint! 我不喝个一品脱就打不准！
- I shot the Sheriff, and the Deputy, and your wee doggy TOO!我杀了郡长，又杀了副官，现在我要杀你这狗崽子！

骑士
- By the Gods you're annoying! 以上帝的名义……你真是烦！
- Damn helmet, can't seem to get ... this ... thing. (从头盔里传出的模糊声音) 该死的头盔，摘不下来(马的哀鸣声)

牧师
- I have been chosen by the big metal hand in the sky! 我被天上的巨大铁手选中了（鼠标指针）
- Side affects may include dry mouth, nausea, vomiting, water retention, painful rectal itch, hallucination, dementia, psychosis, coma, death and halitosis. Magic is not for everyone. Consult your doctor before use. 可能的副作用包括口干舌燥、恶心、呕吐、积水、阵痛、幻觉、痴呆、精神病、昏迷、死亡和口臭。魔法并不适用于所有人，使用前请遵医嘱。

女巫
- Click my baby, one more time! 点我呀，宝贝，再来一次！
- Let's chat on Battle.net sometime. 我们改天在战网上聊吧
- For the "End of the World" spell, press Ctrl+Alt+Delete. 想用世界末日魔法，按Ctrl+Alt+Delete

矮人直升机
- I will now demonstrate the doppler effect. d... o... p... p.... l..... e....... r 我现在来证明多普勒作用。多……普……勒……

迫击炮小队
- [Clearly Tassadar has failed us. You must not! 显然Tassadar让我们失望了，你绝对不可以！（Tassadar：圣堂武士，Protoss的英雄，参见SC）

山丘之王
- Could you put some bonus points in my drinking skills? 你能给我的喝酒技能升几级吗？
- Any fish and chips shops about here? 这附近有炸鱼土豆片卖吗？
- There''s nothing more motivatin than fightin with a bad hangover! 喝的烂醉然后打仗最爽了！

好贴~

不过我还是喜欢听攻城坦克唱歌~

有趣，抽空试试

剑圣
- Twin blade action, for clean, close shave everytime! 看我的双刀流……每次都可以把脸刮的很干净~（剔须刀)
- Wasabi! (日语)芥末


亡灵巫师
- Right click for hot, undead action! 点右键观看亡灵热舞秀

巫妖
- I hear that banshee's a real screamer! 我听见女妖还真是能喊哪！
- You are the Weakest Link, goodbye! 你是最烂的链接，再见

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法师呢 [s:122]

- I'm not just some plucky girl you can string along! 我不是那种轻浮的你随便就可以泡上的女孩
这句比较经典
我见到弓箭手的时候 常常想起这句

以前没注意过..下次注意一下..真的很有意思

暴雪一直喜欢恶搞呢。

貌似不太完整，还有很多没贴上来的，帮忙补上

狼骑
- Down boy! (狼的吠叫声) 下来，小孩！
- You''re annoying my dog! (狼的吠叫声) 你若恼我的狗了！
- What''s that smell? (狼的喘气声) Oh! Bad dog! (狼的哭叫声) 那是什么气味？啊！坏狗狗！
- I''m hungry like the wolf! (狼的笑声) (注解: 听起来想狼的笑声... 当然，如果它们能笑的话) (用唱的) 我饿的象头狼

巨魔巫医
- [广播员]: Fankuisan? [Fakuisan]: Yes? Go ahead. [广播员]: What the Iron Troll is doing right now, is putting the heads in a pot. They have to boil for 20 minutes, so that the eyes can be used in a second dish, an eye and ra**erry sorbet. [女声]: Mmmm! Sounds good! (可以清楚得听见头普通一声掉进水的声音)
[广播员]: Fankuisan? [Fakuisan]: 恩?说吧. [广播员]: 现在武装巨魔在做的就是把他们的头放进一个罐子里.蒸他们20分钟,然后眼睛就可以用在甜点上,一个有眼睛的果汁冰糕. [女声]: 恩~~~~听起来不错啊~!(可以清楚得听见头普通一声掉进水的声音)

剑圣
- My a blade can cut through armor, and still cut a tomato!* 我的刀可以切穿盔甲，切到里面的番茄（心脏）

暗夜弓箭手
- Shot through the heart, and I''m to blame! 射穿他的心脏！我来承担责任
- I said a bow string not Gin... ah, nevermind! 我说的是弓弦，不是轧棉机（弹棉花的弓）~~~~啊，算了

小鹿
- You communicate by clicking on me, I communicate by doing what you say. 你通过点击和我交流，而我通过行动和你交流。
- I''m not in season! 现在是禁猎期！（现在非发情期？）
- I got a few bucks set aside for later. 以后我得找头公鹿呆在我旁边
- Fall like leaves... in fall! （又是绕口令？）象秋天的树叶一样坠落吧
- I don''t reveal much on the mini map. It''s all my fault.我没探出太多地图，这都是我的错（呜咽）
- I''ll attract the enemy with my human call: I''m so wasted, I''m so wasted! 好吧，我会用我的人类声音去吸引敌人的……我真是生不逢时呀，生不逢时！

鸟德
- Ahhgggcho! Uh! Don''t tell me I''m allergic to feathers! 啊~~~喔~~~别告诉我我对羽毛过敏
- How about if I just stand over here? 我站在这里不动总可以了吧？

丛林守护者
- My father was mounted over someone''s fireplace. 我父亲是画在壁炉上方的座骑
- Don''t let the doe hit you on the way out! 那些母鹿要来扁你了

月亮女祭司
Darkness falls across the land. 黑暗降临大地（MJ-迈克尔·杰克逊的著名MTV，Thriller的前奏Darkness Falls Across The Land ，The Midnight Hour Is Close At Hand，Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood……''Cause This Is Thriller, Thriller Night……MJ开始与一群僵尸跳舞）
- When a Treant falls in the forest, does it make a sound? 一个树人在森林里倒下时，会发出声音吗？（恶寒）

人类农民
- We found a witch, may we burn her? 我们找到一个女巫，我们该烧死她吗？

矮人直升机
- Pilot to Bombardier. Bombardier here, go ahead Pilot. 飞行员呼叫投弹手。这里是投弹手，飞行员请讲（矮人直升机上只有一个人）

矮人迫击炮小队（迫击炮小队是两个人，感觉像在说相声，[ ]内是第二个矮人）
- It''s you and me pal. [ We''ve got the energy.] 就是你和我，伙计［咱们矮人有力量］
- I''m T.N.T. [ I''m Dyno Mite! ] 我是ＴＮＴ。［我是Dynamite(炸药名)]
- [ We must defeat the dwarfs! ] Ugghhh! We are the Dwarfs! [ Oh. ] ［我们必须消灭矮人！］呃啊！我们就是矮人！［噢。］
- You''ve got a chip on your shoulder. [ Mmm, yes, and a bit of fish too! ] 你的肩膀上有些弹药碎片（薯条）［恩，是啊，还有鱼片呢！］
- And that''s how baby dwarfs are made. [ Ah! ] 矮人Baby就是这么来的［啊……！］
- [ What''s that? ] Get your finger out of that bung hole! ［那是什么？］把你的手指从炮筒里拿开！

狮鹫骑士
- Half this beast is endangered, but the other half IS danger! 这怪物（狮鹫）一半处于危险……但另一半本身就是危险！

大法师
- Don''t you have a strategy? 你就不能有点战略吗？
- Your prattle begins to annoy me. 我开始对你的天真感到厌烦了
- You''d best stay clear of me, or I''ll turn you into a mindless sheep! 你最好别碰我，不然我会把你变成一只没大脑的绵羊！
- I don''t waste my magic on just anything! 我不会随便浪费我的魔法的！

圣骑士
- Is that a sword? Luxury! Is that a horse? Sloth! Is that a helmet? Vanity! 那是剑吗？奢侈！那是马吗？懒惰！那是头盔吗？虚荣！（难道圣骑想光PP打？）

UD死骑
- I hate people, but I love gatherings! 我恨人们，但我喜欢收藏品！

恐惧魔王
- If I have wings, why am I always walking? 既然我有翅膀，为什么我总是步行？（这个已经成为WAR3玩家们熟知的经典了。）

巫妖
- Could you chew that up for me? 能帮我咀嚼一下吗？
- I''m so poor, I don''t even have calcium deposits! 我真可怜，我甚至连个钙质的驱壳都没有。



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丛林守护者
- Free rides for the ladies MM免费骑哦

这个，恩，很惹人遐想。。。 [s:125]

哦.........................喷了 [s:94] [s:94] [s:94]